I wonder if the people who report the news even stop to consider whether what they’re saying even makes sense. What’s the wildest news segment you’ve ever heard or seen?

Do they still send letters home from school or is it all just texts and emails now? I know we get text notifications and voice mails from the high school whenever our daughter misses a class.

Poor Harvey looked like he was resting so peacefully.

What is the strangest middle-of-the-night call you’ve ever received?

This comic was originally posted on April 28, 2009.

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I don’t think Harvey looks good in any beard beside the lil’ ‘stache and goatee he’s been sporting for the past year, but I love all of Hank‘s smart-aleck comebacks.

In this comic, we discover that Lloyd has taken a walk down the aisle of matrimony before. It’s hard for me to imagine Lloyd, the consummate bachelor, being one-half of a marital couple. Yikes!

I actually created this comic sometime last year right around the time Harvey got his DUI. I kept making new stuff and eventually forgot about this one until I was reviewing some old AC files.

I like the punchline in this one as we learn that more about Lloyd‘s bad luck when it comes to love. I was hoping that his eventual romance with Ann would turn out well, but….

We haven’t seen nor heard too much about Lloyd‘s latest relationship with Harvey‘s sister, Hazel. In fact, we haven’t heard a thing about her since my mega-sized Thanksgiving comic. I’ll have to catch you guys up on what she’s been up to lately and what her current position is in Lloyd‘s lovelife.

What would the world be like if everybody had a punchline and no one played the “straight man”?

I don’t know where got this idea from, but I thought it was amusing to piece together and allow all of the characters (except Grandpa) have a drum-roll.

Thankfully, we don’t have to be surrounded everyday in the real world by so-called “funny guys”.

I recall spending so much time on my computer once that I actually reached for a mouse to help me with the refrigerator. Yeah, it can get that bad, Dear Reader.

Has anything wild like today’s comic ever happened to you? I wanna hear about it.

This comic was originally posted on February 13, 2010.

HEAD FOR THE HILLS, HARVEY!!!

And, oh yeah, don’t forget to save the boy.

Harvey had better learn how to keep one eye on Simone‘s movements whenever he’s having a conversation with her. And, guys, keep this in mind: Never argue with a woman while in the kitchen. It’s a room with waaaay too many sharp objects.

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This comic was originally posted on January 11, 2010.