By the time you read this, Dear Viewer, I should be sitting in fifth class on the Concord, sipping on a Tom Collins, and making my way across the country to sunny Southern California.

Yes, it’s true. I am relocating to the WestSiiiiide, so that I may join my lovely wife and children. They’ve been maintaining the fort for a few months while I’ve been goofin’ off finalizing situations on the East Coast.

Although I will be somewhat inaccessible today (and most likely tomorrow), there should be no life-altering changes on the AC site. I’ll pop in to read the comments and, hopefully, I’ll get a chance to reply to y’all. You know how I love a good conversation. You’ll still get a new strip every day as promised.

But, as for now, allow me to continue enjoying my $15 beverage whilst I hold the road map steady for my trusty pilot. He’s gonna graduate from Acme Flight School this July and I am so friggin’ proud of him for not letting blindness become an obstacle for him.

So kick back and enjoy this week’s strips. And remember, it’s business as usual here in ADDANAC CITY no matter what side of the country I’m on.